I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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