its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That's intense
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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