I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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