he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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