whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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