We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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