He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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