Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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