She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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