Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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