You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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