Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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