belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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