Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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