Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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