I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
cat food counts as protein by the way
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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