fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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