i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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