mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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