my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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