it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
