I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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