Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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