you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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