last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
