He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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