Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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