My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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