He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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