Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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