you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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