Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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