She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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