I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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