Its about making memories worth repressing
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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