I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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