I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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