i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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