The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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