I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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