I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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