The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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