Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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