What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I look better un-naked...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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