Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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