why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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