I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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