The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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