Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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