hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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