Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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