You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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