You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize